Mustachioed Halloumi

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Oh yeah, they're all at it.

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Elbow Trumpet

The last significant acoustic musical instrument invented was the infamous bendy horn of Belgian Adolphe Sax in the 1840s.

In attempt to right this long lapse in new, non-electric noise, I hereby propose, the Elbow Trumpet:


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Portraiture

Every serious artist should be skilled at interpreting the human form.  
For the following series of portraits, I have chosen the five people closest to all of our hearts - after all, they were the most Googled people of 2011. 

                                      #1 : Lady Gaga
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#2 Britney Spears
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                                     #3 Kim Kardashian
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                                                                           #4 Victoria Beckham
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                                      #5 Justin Bieber
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Face Competition

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The Multitudinous uses of a Baguette...

Only since living in France have I considered the full potential of the Baguette.  Here are the five most useful applications...

                                     #1 A Cunning Disguise

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#2 Impromptu weapon for a hooligan
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                                    #3 Cross-Border Snake Smuggling 
                                    #4 The Gentleman's Enhancement
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                                                                  #5 Replacement Leg
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